JEDI Mind Trick Response Email
I don’t usually read the emails that come through because they are all auto processed. and replied to over and over and it just makes the dollazzz
but every now and again I like to look through them to have a good laugh.
Here is a good one that came in.
” So first I would like to say ha! You have fallen prey to the Jedi mind trick. Don’t worry I have practiced hard to get this good, bet you love my modesty already. So now that I have made it abundantly clear that I’m a dork, we can move on.
I saw your ad on Craigslist, yes yes i know, I clicked an ad titled sex…, I must be a creep. Or maybe I am just a curious one. Although if statistics hold true, and they often do(that’s why they are statistics in the first place)you will reply wanting me to check out your photos at some xxx dating site, which is no bueno, but maybe, just maybe. This is a real ad and you will be intrigued by my email and it will provoke a response in you, other than just clicking delete.
Well about me I’m 24, my birthday is in about 2 weeks and I will be 25. I am short, 5′5. I am skinny, 135ish lbs. I have brown hair and blue-ish/green eyes. I’m not a bodybuilder but I like the way I look. I am outgoing, shy, sarcastic, serious, silly, and I like to think eccentric. I am also a genius but so far I’ve been keeping it to myself(I know telling you is not keeping it to myself but hey I gotta impress you with just an email so I’m reaching).
So now that I have rambled on in an email to what is most likely a bot that will send me a very generic email in return. That’s all I got. If you think we could click and have some fun then I hope you will see where this goes.
Jake
I wonder what his conversion rate is with that email?
Dang, what a shorty. Give him a custom reply, detailing things, then throw him an affiliate link.
Sounds like he has been through this process a few times doesn’t it?
Haha, I think the dude is cool. We should chip in and buy him a hooker!
Or at least a Princess Leia blow up doll!
Ha Ha interesting response, does anyone respond or convert?
The only way to convert this guy is chatting live, otherwise there’s no hope.
Try sending this response: Ok you caught me I’m a “e-whore”, but you seem like a nice guy so I just had to respond. I do this full time and make $500 a day at it, its nothing hard and can be fun at times.
How would you like to learn how to do it from me? For a few bucks you can get started, what do you think? Do you need some easy money?
If really interested reply to this message, if not good luck on finding the real thing.
If he responds teach him e-whoring, if not oh well. In teaching give him the tools, a few tips, and your affiliate links. He’s going to need pics and web cam footage so that’s when you can make some money of him.
Just an idea.